It's recently been brought to my attention that this Friday, April 4th, 2008, will mark the best halftime show in the history of Utah Jazz basketball games: Weiner Dog Racing.
That's right, only a few days from now tiny weiner dogs will run full speed across the court for a chance to win big. I'm not really sure what it is they will win; all I know is that I will be there to witness it.
If I had a weiner dog I would probably race it using one of these 'wein-o-racers', as they are called. It reminds me of head gear, and I really, really wish I could see this thing in action. Really.
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At what point does an owner say:
"You know what honey? I was thinking this morning as I took Rufus (the pet weinerdog) out to do his duty, that he's got a pretty fast walk. I bet he'd be a fast racer. We should look into it..."
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Exactly.
Way funny! I hope you have a great time watching them weiners tomorrow! I can't believe I'm going to miss it! You definately don't see that every day!
We missed you at lunch today! You and your weenie dogs. I love it.
I feel sorry for the little guy and I don't even like animals! But who knows, maybe the little bastard just loves the thrill of the race. Who am I to deny him his pleasure? Tally-ho little weiner dog, tally-ho.
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